Penis Cakewaffle Anklet

This pattern was designed for a knit-a-long for Ravelry's SuperSeriousSockKnitters group and its original name was the PENISPOOPCAKEWAFFLE SOCK.
The penises (penii? penes?) are in the cuff/frosting. The sock is Red Velvet Cakewaffle (although yours can be any flavor you like), and the whitish heel and toe represent bird poo (again, you can use any "flavor" of poo you like, or just consider it extra frosting.
**There is a G-rated cuff variation and I'll make it available as soon as possible.**