Application to Compromise — Because We Both Can’t Be Selfish Assholes | Funny Printable PDF

ARE YOU TRYING TO SOLVE THIS… OR ARE YOU TRYING TO WIN? 😂📋

For two stubborn people who can turn choosing dinner, adjusting the thermostat, or picking a movie into full-scale negotiations.

This three-page printable application brings humor, accountability, and some much-needed paperwork to meeting halfway.

Because “you give in and I stop arguing” is NOT a compromise. 🤣

INSIDE YOU’LL FIND:

• What each person actually wants

• Who normally gets their way

• The Selfishness Audit

• Restaurant-choice nonsense and dramatic sighing

• What you’re willing to give—and what you need in return

• A written compromise agreement with signatures

• The official FFF verdict

Perfect for couples, friends, roommates, and anyone who says “I don’t care” before rejecting every available option.

Two assholes enter. Hopefully two reasonable adults leave. Snacks may be required.

WHAT YOU RECEIVE:

One 3-page printable PDF. Download after purchase, print at home, and complete by hand.

Digital product only—no physical item will be shipped. Contains adult language. For humor and entertainment. Actual communication still required.

50% of profits go to charity. Sass with a purpose. 🫶🏻