So You’re a Farmer? – Funny Adult Application

Anybody offering to plow the field and plant seed should pass a thorough agricultural inspection first. 🚜🌾😏

This hilariously flirty 3-page application examines a farmer’s tractor size, plowing experience, equipment-handling skills, seed placement, straight rows, produce inspection, milking schedule, stamina, and respect for clearly marked field boundaries.

Perfect for flirting, date nights, gag gifts, farmers, or anyone claiming they know how to work the land properly.

This is a printable digital PDF. No physical item will be shipped.

Adults only. For entertainment purposes only.