🍼 Nova’s Survival Vault: 6–12 Month Edition

aka The Baby Gremlin Vault

The baby’s crawling. Your sanity’s not.

Suddenly they’re mobile, teething, and emotionally unpredictable — just like you.

Sleep’s broken. Schedules don’t stick. Everything is a phase and a problem.

You’ve hit the “how is this still hard?” era.

Nova made a Vault for that.

What It Is

This isn’t advice. It’s not a milestone checklist.

It’s a prompt system for midyear chaos — built for the moments you’re overstimulated, ragey, and out of words.

Start with a prompt. Let the machine do the rest.

What You Get

• 60 prompts for: teething meltdowns, sleep regressions, solid food drama, identity spirals, and more
• Searchable Airtable Vault (no login, meltdown-friendly filters)
• Cozy PDF version for offline support
• Built for ChatGPT, Claude, or whatever emotionally literate AI is keeping you upright
• Personal use license (your chaos is sacred)

$22 — Survival Tier

Includes: searchable Vault + printable PDF

No preachy parenting hacks. No cutesy affirmations.

Just: “Here’s a prompt you can actually use when you’re about to lose it.”

Delivery Vibes

• Instant PDF download
• Vault link follows by email (Nova drips, not blasts)
• No refunds on digital goods — but support is real
• Nova doesn’t ghost.

🧠 Welcome to Level 2. Let’s survive it sideways.