🐒 Nova’s Survival Vault: 12–36 Month Edition (Toddler Tornado Edition)

aka The Toddler Tornado System

The baby is gone.

Now you live with a chaotic small person who negotiates like a lawyer and melts down like a Greek tragedy.

You’re not “raising a toddler.”

You’re trying to parent through a storm without becoming folklore.

Nova built the Vault for this era.

What It Is

This is your emotional riot shield for the toddler years.

• Prompts for when you’re about to snap
• Prompts to validate without collapsing
• Prompts that buy you three seconds of nervous system space

No scripts. No lectures. Just language that unlocks your capacity.

What You Get

• 75 prompts covering: tantrums, bedtime warfare, food refusal, potty standoffs, identity crisis, and more
• Airtable Vault (filter by tone, chaos type, meltdown moment)
• Printable PDF version for when tech is too much
• Built to work with ChatGPT or Claude
• Personal license — meltdown magic not for resale

$22 — Survival Tier

Vault + PDF included.

No glossy parenting advice. No guilt-coded calmness.

Just: “Here’s a prompt when the banana broke wrong and you did too.”

Delivery Vibes

• PDF = instant
• Vault = emailed softly, not shouted
• No refunds (chaos logic), but real help lives here
• Nova doesn’t disappear when things get loud.

🧠 You made it to Boss Level. Grab your chaos translator.