ABSOLUTE BADDIE 2.5 — Combo Era (Advanced) 6-Week Timed Workout Program
Product Description
You survived 2.0? Welcome to the Combo Era! ABSOLUTE BADDIE 2.5 is an advanced, high-intensity 6-week progressive training application designed for experienced lifters and HIIT enthusiasts who are ready to push past their limits.
In 2.5, every single timed interval is upgraded into a two-move combo. You work both exercises back-to-back for the entire duration of the clock with zero rest in between, paired with shorter recovery windows, longer work periods, and escalating trainer roasts.
How It Works (Step-by-Step)
- Enter Your Handle & Unlock Advanced Mode: Type your handle or name to personalize the live timer cues, set completion toasts, and dynamic roasts.
- Progress Through 3 High-Density Phases: Complete 18 total sessions across 3 progressive 2-week arcs where work times increase and rest windows shrink:
- Phase 1: Combo Intro (Weeks 1–2): 40s Work / 15s Rest — Master 2-move combinations under time.
- Phase 2: Combo Grind (Weeks 3–4): 50s Work / 12s Rest — Increase density and fatigue resistance.
- Phase 3: Combo Chaos (Weeks 5–6): 60s Work / 10s Rest — Full minute blocks of back-to-back movements with minimal rest.
- Execute 3 Weekly Two-Move Combo Sessions:
- Session 1: Lower Body Combos (~38 min): Squat Pulse + Jump Squats, Reverse Lunge + Curtsy Lunges, Glute Bridge Hold + Marches, Sumo Squat + Calf Raises, Skater Bound + Squats, Wall Sit + Pulses, and Double Trouble Finishers.
- Session 2: Cardio Combos (~38 min): High Knees + Fast Feet, Mountain Climber + Plank Jacks, Burpee + Broad Jumps, Star Jump + Squats, Skater + Tuck Jumps, Squat Thrust + Jumps, and Sweat Overload Finishers.
- Session 3: Total Body Combos (~38 min): Push-Up + Shoulder Taps, Plank + Plank Jacks, Russian Twist + Leg Raises, Squat + Overhead Reaches, Hollow Hold + Flutter Kicks, Squat Thrust + Push-Ups, and Main Character Circuit Finishers.
- Enforced Dual-Move Full-Screen Timer Overlay:
- Tap RUN ▶ on an exercise combo or hit RUN WHOLE SESSION ON THE CLOCK to initiate the forced overlay.
- The screen dynamically switches between Red for WORK 🔥 and Cyan for REST 🍃 with integrated WebAudio beep cues.
- Sets auto-mark as completed only when the entire timed combo block is completed. Bailing early leaves the set unchecked!
- Track Your Combo Arc Progress: Automatically log completed workouts to your local browser memory, advancing your overall Combo Arc progress bar toward 100% completion.
Key Features
- 📸 Advanced Two-Move Combo Format: Multiplies workout density by pairing two complementary movements back-to-back inside every single timed set.
- ⏱️ Chained Full-Session Automation: Run individual exercise sets or launch an entire 38-minute session from start to finish on an automated clock.
- 🔊 Integrated WebAudio Cues: Audible square-wave beeps indicate phase changes, work starts, and 3-second countdowns so you don't need to look at your phone.
- 🖤 Advanced Fuel & Goals Playbook: Integrated nutritional guidance (protein, carbs, hydration, recovery) and a 6-week baddie goal checklist.
- 📱 Lightweight & Portable Web App: Standalone single-file HTML/CSS/JS application that loads instantly on mobile, tablet, and desktop browsers without downloads.