HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT BUNDLE
Because apparently you can't just sack everyone.
Welcome to Human Resources, where employee recognition consists of a certificate printed in black and white, mandatory training must be completed during your lunch break, and the staff discount policy contains more exclusions than a budget airline ticket.
Your people are your greatest asset. Please complete Form HR-17 before acknowledging this.
WHAT YOU GET — 5 GLORIOUSLY UNNECESSARY SOPs
- SOP 3: Employee Discount & Benefits Procedure
- SOP 5: Employee Recognition & Reward
- SOP 8: Mandatory Training & E-Learning Compliance
- SOP 19: Employee Uniform & Personal Presentation
- SOP 49: Staff Locker & Personal Belongings Management
SUGGESTED MISUSE
Pin the recognition procedure beside the Employee of the Month photograph from 2022. Leave the training SOP next to the office computer that nobody can log into. Or bring the uniform procedure to a team meeting and announce an immediate investigation into inappropriate sock colours.
Ideal for HR departments, long-suffering managers and anyone who has ever received a motivational email instead of a pay rise.
GET THE BUNDLE
Five essential pieces of workplace nonsense for £3.99.
Your wellbeing is extremely important to us. Please raise a ticket if you would like to discuss it.
THINKING BIGGER?
Why stop at one department when you can bring an entire organisation to its knees? Get all 50 Head Office SOPs across all 12 departments for just £19.99 in the Complete Collection.
Maximum bureaucracy. Minimum common sense.
