GOOD TIMES. BAD DECISIONS. QUESTIONABLE MANAGEMENT.
Welcome to The Parker Arms. Home of ridiculous pub games, questionable awards and hospitality humour that’s a little too close to the truth.
Come on in. The Landlord's probably around somewhere.
RIGHT THEN, WHAT'LL IT BE?
The Ultimate Night In
Your perfect night in, sorted! Food, cocktails, hilarious quizzes and ridiculous challenges — all planned in one downloadable pack. Just add friends, ingredients and laughter!
Games & Comedy Awards
Bring on the Bingo, outrageous awards and utterly ridiculous prizes! Perfect for parties, workplace laughs and giving your favourite people the recognition they probably don't deserve!
Hospitality Confidential
Hilarious, disturbingly accurate activity packs celebrating the madness of hospitality! Perfect for team parties, team meetings and legendary late-night lock-ins. If you worked in hospitality, you'll know!
Head Office Nonsense Division
Common sense is overrated. Why solve a problem in seconds when Head Office can create a 47-page procedure? Welcome to the wonderfully ridiculous world of F.A.F.F!
It's on the House!
The Landlord's feeling generous. Suspicious, we know. Grab a FREE pub quiz and hilarious character game featuring the sort of regulars you'd normally avoid. All the Parker Arms nonsense, none of the bill!
You Couldn't Make This Up!
It's a real pub. In a garden shed. The Landlord's questionable, the Regulars are worse, and there's always something kicking off. Come and see where all this nonsense began!
THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING GOING ON AT THE PARKER ARMS
Just like a real pub, there’s always another night around the corner. New nights, games and questionable reasons to get everyone round are being added all the time — so pop back often and see what’s going on.
New to The Parker Arms?
It’s a real pub. In a garden shed. The Regulars? You’ll have to make your own mind up about them. Come and see where all this nonsense started.
BEFORE YOU GET EVERYONE ROUND...
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The Parker Arms shop is full of digital downloads designed to bring a bit of the pub home — from complete nights in, quizzes, games and cocktail collections to printables and other questionable ideas we haven’t thought of yet. Each product page tells you exactly what’s included before you buy.
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No. Print what you need and ignore what you don’t. Each product tells you what’s designed to be printed and what you can simply read from a phone, tablet or laptop. Your printer does not need to become a member of the Regulars.
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Not at all. Everything is designed to work whether you’ve followed The Parker Arms for years or have only just wandered in. You’ll meet the Regulars along the way — whether any of them actually exist remains a matter between you and the Landlord.
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No — everything currently in the shop is a digital download, so there’s no waiting for the postman. Once you’ve bought something, you can download it and get started straight away.
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That depends on what you choose. The full Parker Arms nights are designed to work flexibly for anything from a few mates round the table to a proper roomful, while other downloads may be for individuals, couples or teams. Check the product page for anything specific — then invite whoever you think can be trusted with a quiz sheet.
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Absolutely not. They’re there to give you choice, not homework. Pick the drinks and food you fancy, ignore the rest and make the night your own. Nobody from The Parker Arms is coming round to check. Malcolm has asked, but permission was refused.
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As soon as your purchase is complete, you’ll get access to your download. Save the files somewhere sensible before somebody in the WhatsApp group asks where they are.