The Razor Edit
Your book’s not selling?
It’s not the algorithm. It’s your first chapter. I’ll prove it for $27.
Fix the chapter that’s killing your sales.
Book your Razor Edit now—only $27.
🖤 Still refreshing your KDP dashboard like it's gonna explain why your books aren’t selling?
Let me save you the suspense:
Your first chapter isn’t landing.
Not hard enough. Not fast enough. Not sharp enough to keep your reader from bouncing.
That’s not your fault. You’re too close to it. Too inside your own damn world to see what’s working—and what’s dead weight.
But I’m not.
I’ve got the blade and the clarity to show you what’s bleeding, what’s bloated, and what needs to be cut out right now.
What real authors have to say
Authors I've worked with have made writing their part and full time income:
This is for the author who’s done playing broke, quiet, and safe.
Your book’s live. Your cover’s hot. The blurb is doing what it can. But if that first chapter doesn’t grip their throat and whisper “keep going”?
They leave.
They never come back.
They sure as hell don’t buy.
So I made The Razor Edit.
Not to fix your commas.
Not to pat your prose on the head.
But to tear through your opening chapter and tell you—with brutal honesty—why it's not converting and how to fix it.
💥 Here’s what you get for $27:
🩸 Up to 3,000 words, fully edited in-line
→ I’m marking up your chapter like I want it to win awards and outsell your ex’s entire life.
🩸 Scene-level notes with zero fluff
→ If your hook is weak? You’ll know. If your heat fizzles? I’ll tell you where it dies.
🩸 Targeted commentary for taboo, grey, erotic, and antiheroic storytelling
→ I know what sells. And what reads like soggy fanfic. You’ll find out where yours lands.
🩸 Delivered in 3–5 business days
→ Real human feedback. From a dark romance editor who doesn’t ghost, sugarcoat, or use AI.
This isn’t just a sample edit. It’s a strategic weapon.
You can use The Razor Edit to:
🩶 Craft a high-converting book blurb that actually sells
🩶 Fix a slow, soggy series opener
🩶 Prep a chapter for agents, ARC readers, or relaunch
🩶 Elevate your “good enough” draft to “holy sh*t I need book 2” status
And yeah—no AI, no ghosting, no fluff.
This is a real edit from a real human who knows how to cut.
⚠️ You’re probably losing readers because of:
🚫 A boring open (weather, breakfast, backstory? Get real.)
🚫 Chemistry that reads like a first date at Applebee’s
🚫 Pacing that drags like you’re scared to get to the good part
🚫 Heat that never earned the tension
🚫 Descriptions that read like filler
🚫 Dialogue that’s just... there
😈 Who This Is For:
✔ Writers of dark, spicy romance
✔ Authors of morally grey lovers, villains, monsters, doms, sirens, & psychos
✔ Indie baddies who write filth that’s too much for trad publishing
✔ Anyone who’s tired of wondering why it’s not selling
❌ Who It’s Not For:
✘ Writers who want gentle feedback
✘ People scared of red pen realness
✘ Anyone thinking $27 means soft, easy edits
✘ Grammar-only hunters (this isn’t that)
Fix the chapter that’s killing your sales.
Book your Razor Edit now—only $27.
✍️ What Happens After You Book:
1️⃣ Within 24 hours, you’ll get an email from me—not an assistant, not a bot.
📩 Subject: “Let’s cut this chapter open.”
2️⃣ You’ll send:
Your first chapter (up to 3,000 words)
Genre, heat level, and what you're struggling with
Anything you want me to focus on (trust me—I’ll go there)
3️⃣ Within 3–5 days, I’ll return:
A fully marked-up Word doc
Line edits
Brutal-but-helpful marginal comments
Scene-level breakdowns that tell you exactly what’s wrong and how to fix it
You get 1 follow-up question. So if anything's unclear, I’ll clarify. No ghosting.
💀 Let’s Be Real…
Your book isn’t selling because your first chapter isn’t doing its job.
That doesn’t mean you’re a bad writer.
It means you need a professional to show you where it bleeds and how to suture it.
That’s me.
🔥 $27. Two slots left this week.
You’ve spent more than that on coffee and ads that didn’t work.
This will.
“Start selling with a chapter that seduces, scars, and sells.”
Fix the chapter that’s killing your sales.
Book your Razor Edit now—only $27.
