HEALTH & SAFETY DEPARTMENT BUNDLE
If it moves, assess it. If it doesn't, assess it anyway.
Welcome to Health & Safety, where the discovery of a slightly wobbly chair requires a full investigation, a lukewarm cup of tea demands a temperature record, and every audit begins with someone frantically searching for a folder last seen in 2019.
Safety first. Common sense pending approval.
WHAT YOU GET — 4 GLORIOUSLY UNNECESSARY SOPs
- SOP 15: Health & Safety Audit Readiness
- SOP 46: Health & Safety Incident Reporting
- SOP 47: Food Safety & Temperature Recording
- SOP 48: Allergen Information & Escalation
SUGGESTED MISUSE
Pin the audit procedure above a filing cabinet that hasn't been opened in years. Present the incident reporting SOP at a team meeting after someone drops a biscuit. Or leave the entire collection in the office with a note reading "URGENT COMPLIANCE REVIEW."
These are comedy parody documents, not genuine safety, food hygiene or allergen procedures. Keep your actual workplace policies firmly in place.
GET THE BUNDLE
Four spectacularly overcomplicated comedy procedures for £2.99.
Warning: prolonged exposure may result in excessive form-filling and an irresistible urge to laminate things.
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Maximum bureaucracy. Minimum common sense.
