So You Clean Carpets? – Funny Adult Application

Anybody arriving with a long hose and promises of deep penetration needs a complete stain-removal inspection first. 🧼😏

This hilariously flirty 3-page application examines a carpet cleaner’s hose length, suction power, stain-handling skills, deep-cleaning technique, tight-corner reach, slow passes, furniture moving, discretion, boundaries, and ability to leave everything fresh and fully satisfied.

Perfect for flirting, date nights, gag gifts, carpet cleaners, or anyone claiming their equipment can handle the deepest mess.

This is a printable digital PDF. No physical item will be shipped.

Adults only. For entertainment purposes only.