New Neighbor Application

Welcome to the neighborhood. Before we exchange emergency keys—or begin a 12-year property-line feud—please complete this extremely official New Neighbor Application.

This four-page printable investigates whether your new neighbor shares sugar, respects boundaries, protects packages, controls their pets, and understands that touching someone else’s basketball hoop without permission may be how neighborhood wars begin.

INSIDE THE APPLICATION:

• Page 1: Sugar, first impressions, lawn-mowing hours, porch conversations, waving etiquette, and general neighbor qualifications

• Page 2: Property lines, borrowing privileges, pools, basketball equipment, parking, packages, fences, and suspicious yard activities

• Page 3: Noise, pets, visitors, cookouts, neighborhood problems, escaped trash cans, and passive-aggressive lawn signs

• Page 4: Final review, references, approval status, signatures, and the official Good Neighbor Promise

Perfect as a funny housewarming gift, neighborhood icebreaker, party activity, or mildly threatening welcome packet.

DIGITAL PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Four-page printable PDF

• US Letter size: 8.5 × 11 inches

• Instant digital download

• Print at home or through a local print shop

• Personal use only

• No physical item will be mailed

This form is for entertainment. It does not grant permission to trespass, skinny-dip, borrow property, disturb the peace, or summon the HOA.