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The Wrong Stuff, Audiobook

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A man called by fate. The wrong man.


The Pan of Hamgee is not a natural knight in shining armour. Yet he has escaped from police custody in K’Barth, switched realities and foiled Lord Vernon’s attempt to kidnap Ruth, the Chosen One, from the Festival Hall. Pretty good, he thinks.

However, Ruth thinks otherwise. Being pursued by Lord Vernon is bad enough. Now, thanks to The Pan, she’s on the run. They are both alive, of course, but with Lord Vernon on their tail neither of them can be sure how long for.

To save K’Barth and Ruth, the woman of his dreams, The Pan must introduce her to the Candidate, who is prophesied to be the man of her dreams. And he must do it fast – before Lord Vernon finds her. But the gentleman in question is in hiding and no-one knows where. Only The Pan can find him, if he can bring himself to unite them.

Running time: 18 hours, 51 minutes and 49 seconds.

Estimated UK film rating of this book is: PG (parental guidance)

This is part 2 of an irreverent science fantasy humorous mash up: a cheeky take on the Chosen One plot with laser guns, flying cars ... and funny bits. It's set in a parallel reality. Think Doublas Adams meets James Bond ...

'Great stuff. Intelligent, amusing,& totally engaging... I will be reading the rest of this series & anything else by this author!' - Robin Plank on Google UK, 2015

'Once again I have to mention the fantastic narration. Gareth Davies does an absolutely brilliant job of bringing the story to life. His delivery is perfect for the comedic but perilous plot, and his voices for the increasingly large cast of characters are superb.' - Rachel Churcher on Google UK, May 2021

When you buy this audiobook it will be delivered to you by email shortly after purchase. This is because the audio files are a bit big to download from here so I have used Bookfunnel to deliver them to you.

What you can download from here is a ReadMe.docx file that explains everything about that in more detail.

NB: Like many digital products, this product is non returnable and non refundable. This is the audiobook you are buying. If you are after the ebook, please visit my shop https://payhip.com/hup and choose the ebook version.
You will get a DOCX (14KB) file

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