Emotional Support Crab in Red-Green Gingham

Allergic to dogs and/or cats? Want a pet you can snuggle, but too tired for ferrets and too wired for rabbits? Get yourself an emotional support crab!

All Cuddlefish:

- Are great travel companions (don't require a special ticket!)

- Don't eat, poop, or get sick

- Can stay home on their own

- Won't get into your lap and then fart

- Never run off!

This one-of-a-kind crab is made of 100% upcycled fabric, in this case a smooth cotton with a pattern of red, green, and pink gingham, with white cotton for the eyes. (The pupils are made of felt, and handsewn, not embroidered.) Each one is unique--no exact colour combination is repeated and there are only limited amounts of each upcycled fabric in any case--and has its own personality. The crabs are about 16" / 40cm from claw to claw, with the bodies being roughly 7" x 8" x 3" (17cm x 20cm x 8cm).

Handmade in Parkdale by one weird aunt. Probably not possessed. Biodegradable plastic used wherever possible. Offer is not void in Quebec, but does run half an hour later in Newfoundland.