Emotional Support Crab in Candy Corn
Allergic to dogs and/or cats? Want a pet you can snuggle, but too tired for ferrets and too wired for rabbits? Get yourself an emotional support crab!
All Cuddlefish:
- Are great travel companions (don't require a special ticket!)
- Don't eat, poop, or get sick
- Can stay home on their own
- Won't get into your lap and then fart
- Never run off!
This one-of-a-kind crab is made of 100% upcycled fabric, in this case a smooth cotton with a pattern of candy corn, with white cotton for the eyes. (The pupils are made of felt, and handsewn, not embroidered.) Each one is unique--no exact colour combination is repeated and there are only limited amounts of each upcycled fabric in any case--and has its own personality. The crabs are about 16" / 40cm from claw to claw, with the bodies being roughly 7" x 8" x 3" (17cm x 20cm x 8cm). This crab also has a matching squid, available here and here!
Handmade in Parkdale by one weird aunt. Probably not possessed. Biodegradable plastic used wherever possible. Offer is not void in Quebec, but does run half an hour later in Newfoundland.