Emotional Support Squid in Candy Corn with Matching Fins

Allergic to dogs and/or cats? Want a pet you can snuggle, but too tired for ferrets and too wired for rabbits? Get yourself an emotional support squid!

All Cuddlefish:

• Are great travel companions (don't require a special ticket AND the squids make great neck rests!)
• Don't eat, poop, or get sick
• Can stay home on their own
• Won't get into your lap and then fart
• Never run off!



This listing is for ONE SQUID ONLY! The squid sibling with matching candy-corn fins. The squid with black fins can be found HERE.

These squids are two-of-a-kind! Both are made of 100% upcycled fabric, in this case a smooth cotton with a pattern of candy corn, with white cotton for the underside and eyes. (The pupils are made of felt, and handsewn, not embroidered.)

Each one is unique--even when they come in pairs!--no exact colour combination is repeated and there are only limited amounts of each upcycled fabric in any case--and has its own personality. The squid is about 4' long (or 120cm), but half of that length is noodly appendages. These squids also have matching crab, available here!

Handmade in Parkdale by one weird aunt. Probably not possessed. Biodegradable plastic used wherever possible. Offer is not void in Quebec, but does run half an hour later in Newfoundland.