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Emotional Support Squid in China-blue Flowers

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CAD150.00
CA$150.00
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Allergic to dogs and/or cats? Want a pet you can snuggle, but too tired for ferrets and too wired for rabbits? Get yourself an emotional support squid!


All Cuddlefish:

  • Are great travel companions (don't require a special ticket AND the squids make great neck rests!)
  • Don't eat, poop, or get sick
  • Can stay home on their own
  • Won't get into your lap and then fart
  • Never run off!


This one-of-a-kind squid is made of 100% upcycled fabric, in this case a smooth cotton with a pattern of blue flowers and trailing leaves, with white cotton for the underside and eyes. (The pupils are made of felt, and handsewn, not embroidered.) Each one is unique--no exact colour combination is repeated and there are only limited amounts of each upcycled fabric in any case--and has its own personality. The squid is about 4' long (or 120cm), but half of that length is noodly appendages.


Handmade in Parkdale by one weird aunt. Probably not possessed. Biodegradable plastic used wherever possible. Offer is not void in Quebec, but does run half an hour later in Newfoundland.