π-za™ The Cosmic Pizzeria Menu

“Where theory meets crust.” A satirical science-culture mashup that reimagines cosmology through pizza metaphors.

π-za™: The Cosmic Pizzeria Menu turns cosmology into a tasting menu, mapping major universe models to pizza styles across four tiers. The package braids real history of cosmology + pizza with a “how they stack” section, then explodes into a faux media ecosystem: a tongue-in-cheek journal article, glossy Food & Wine feature, comment wars, and a NYT op-ed by “Chef Boyardee.” Net effect: a sticky, deadpan framework for public science that’s actually pedagogically useful—circles, slices, reheats, and entropy you can taste—engineered for virality, classroom demos, and brandable live talks (“Cosmo-Culinary Correspondence”).