25 Neutral Things the Internet Polarizes to Death™

“Everything is a war, even oat milk.” A satirical lens on how harmless habits become battlegrounds for identity and culture.

25 Neutral Things™ is a satirical field guide and digital booklet cataloging everyday objects and hobbies—from oat milk and Crocs to hot-girl walks—dragged through the internet’s polarization cycle. Structured as a humor-essay field guide, it includes the "5-Stage Internet Polarization Cycle" and 25 illustrated entries of how neutrality becomes discourse. This format is a playable cultural artifact, functioning as part comedy reading, part meme engine, and part social commentary. It is a pure viral engine: instantly shareable, meme-ready, and endlessly adaptable across social media, short-form comedy, and listicle publishing with a low barrier to entry.