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Monster Burger: 24/7 Demon Mart 2, signed copy

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An autographed paperback copy of Monster Burger, book 2 in the 24/7 Demon Mart series. Includes U.S. shipping via U.S. Postal Service media mail.


About the Book


One loser, one heavy metal cockroach, and one karate-chopping goth are all that stand between YOU and the zombie apocalypse.


24/7 Demon Mart hasn't been the same since a handful of eldritch horrors destroyed the store and tried to unleash hell on earth. Sure, the beer cave is still the gate to hell, but it's acting up due to shoddy repairs. The store has also developed a paranormal pest problem. And now the burger joint across the street has a mysterious new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff.


And worse, Lloyd Wallace, one-time accidental world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. He's had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real (and a valued part of the Demon Mart team). And with the fact that blood-thirsty hell beasts are real, and his boss is the devil. (Technically, he's a devil, not the devil.) It's much easier to hide in bed than to deal with all of that. After all, Lloyd Wallace isn't the type of guy you'd expect to save the world twice!


But when the zombies on the cleaning crew get restless, and human customers start shuffling around, so hungry they'll eat anything they can get their hands on, it's up to DeeDee, Kevin and Lloyd to save the day—again.


Can Lloyd conquer his crippling fear of the undead long enough to save the day? Or will 24/7 Demon Mart become ground zero for the zombie apocalypse? Find out in Monster Burger!


Monster Burger is a zombie comedy. It is the second book in the 24/7 Demon Mart series, a cozy fantasy/ cozy horror/ horror comedy series for fans of Dan Shamble, Zombie PI (Kevin J Anderson), Jason Pargin (John Dies at the End), Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station), John Scalzi (Monsters of Ohio, Kaiju Preservation Society) James A. Hunter (Discount Dan), Marshall J. Moore (Henchperson's Guide to Unionizing), and Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping).



Welcome to the 24/7 Demon Mart universe!

Three series, one hilarious adventure.


24/7 Demon Mart (Main series)

The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1)

Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2)

Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3)

(Re)Possessed: A demon horror comedy (Book 4)

Revenge of the Furballs: A vampires vs werewolves comedy (Book 5)

(Dis) Enchanted: A hexed horror comedy (Book 6)

Doomed Souls (Book 7) Coming soon

24/7 Demon Mart Stories (read anytime after The Graveyard Shift)

Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas Special

Critters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature

24/7 Demon Mart Short Reads

Kevin vs The Mothman

Kevin vs The Loveland Frogs

Kevin vs Lloyd



6x9 inches, 264 pages.

Weight: 0.80 pounds/12.8 oz


Handy information about 24/7 Demon Mart

Genres: horror comedy, humorous fantasy, cozy fantasy, cozy horror, gamelit adjacent

Monsters: Eldritch horrors, vampires, werewolves, demons, angels, witches, zombies, succubus/incubus

Tropes: Reluctant hero, found family, hidden parallel magical world, everyman working class hero, zero to hero

Setting: Retail store in the Midwest. Bad /overlooked neighborhood in Columbus, Ohio.

Content warning: PG-13 level of cursing and light sexual content.

Age range: Adult. Also suitable for mature teens and immature adults.

Other: First person POV, male main character in his early 20s. New adult. Animal sidekick.