Monsters in the Midwest Trilogy Book Bundle.

Ghouls. If you know me, you know I'm a big fan of Scott Burtness! Scott was gracious enough to hand over these signed books just for you! Gert your claws on the complete Monsters in the Midwest Trilogy paperbacks, all signed by Scott.

Includes:

Signed copy of Wisconsin Vamp

Signed copy of Northwoods Wolfman

Signed copy of Undead Cheesehead

About the Wisconsin Vamp:

Some vampires are destined for greatness. Herbert Knudsen isn’t one of them. Imagine starting one day as a mediocre bowler and terrible cook in small-town Wisconsin… and waking up the next as a bloodsucking creature of the night.

Having two’three beers with your best buds? Nope. Not no more.

The town’s bake sale at the local church? Nope. Uh uh. No way.

Working the day shift with that glorious waitress you’ve been crushing on for months? Nope. Keep dreaming.

But also…

Somehow knowing Kung Fu when you get all vampy? Sweet.

Bowling strikes–and only strikes–when you hit the lanes? Super sweet.

That waitress you've been crushing on is starting to notice you? Super duper sweet.

But also…

You’re hungry all the time. That’s a problem.

The bodies are piling up. That’s a bigger problem.

Your best friend isn’t just getting suspicious. He’s getting jealous. That problem could be fatal…

About Northwoods Wolfman

Hunting monsters is awesome. Being the monster? Not so much. Imagine signing up to hunt monsters, then learning you’re hunting yourself.

Hanging out with your old human friends? Nope. Bad idea.

Hanging out with your new monster hunting buddies? Nope. Worse idea.

Hanging out with other monsters? Nope. Uh uh. Just no.

But also…

Having lightning-quick reflexes? Sweet.

Having super human strength? Super sweet.

Having whatever you want for dinner? Super duper sweet.

But also…

Your best friend-turned-vampire that you killed isn’t actually gone. That’s a problem.

You’re dating a monster hunter. That’s a bigger problem.

Her monster hunting pals are on to you. That problem could be fatal…

About Undead Cheesehead

Zombies are bad. Seeing a zombie that looks just like you? Worse. Way worse. Imagine zombies are overrunning your small town and discovering you might have caused the problem.

Human you wants to watch TV. Nope. Zombie apocalypse knocked out the cable.

Human you wants to see your friends. Nope. Dallas has been gone for ages, and Herb and Lois are never around.

Human you wants those zombies to go away. Nope. They aren’t going anywhere.

But also…

Zombie you wants to make more friends. Easy peasy. Just bite someone.

Zombie you wants to eat some brains. Easy peasy. Just bite someone.

Zombie you wants your best friends to be zombies, too. Easy peasy. Just bite them.

But also…

That zombie horde keeps getting bigger. That’s a problem.

You aren’t even sure you’re the real you. That’s a bigger problem.

Those monster hunters are back in town. That problem could be fatal…

Price includes U.S. media mail shipping.

Weight 2.25 pounds/ 36 oz