2 Pack Bundle - Welts On Your Butt a Calf Could Suck

Two-Pack Gift Bundle — Welts on Your Butt a Calf Could Suck

Special Holiday Price – $31.50 (Save $6.40!)

Double the stories, double the smiles.

This two-book bundle is perfect for gifting one and keeping one for yourself — or sharing with a friend, neighbor, or family member who appreciates the humor, heart, and heritage of rural life.

About the Book

Welts on Your Butt a Calf Could Suck: Reflections on Faith, Family, and a Farm Kid’s Life

Pull up a chair, pour yourself something to drink, and settle in for stories that feel like home.

In this warm and witty collection, author Tom Brand takes readers on a journey through rural Missouri life — from barnyard lessons to kitchen-table wisdom — always grounded in grit, gratitude, and good humor.

• 6” × 9” softcover, 160 pages
• 50 + heartfelt, funny, and deeply personal stories
• Beautiful line-art illustrations throughout
• A perfect read for anyone who’s ever fixed something with baling wire or believes the best wisdom comes with a wink and a story

🎁 Bundle Highlights

• Two copies of Welts on Your Butt a Calf Could Suck
• Ideal for gifting — keep one, give one
• Save $6.40 when purchased together

✨ A Gift That Feels Like Home

Share a book that celebrates faith, family, and the humor of everyday life — a reminder that life’s best lessons often come with muddy boots and a grateful heart.