The Injury Report™

Bodies are box scores; aging is a televised season with no off-weeks. The format reframes micro-injuries as macro-stakes, converting everyday pain into a marketable broadcast mythology.

Weaponizes sports-broadcast grammar to reprice middle-age fragility as appointment viewing, turning denial and hubris into recurring revenue. Reframes wellness theater and media melodrama as a single ratings engine with studio polish and suburban “fields.” Harmonizes character-driven deadpan with a renewable highlight reel of cultural micro-failures for multi-season, cross-platform packaging (series, shorts, franchise spinoffs). Mutates audience self-recognition into shareable stats, ticker gags, and evergreen clip economy.