Author Farming
A selection from Ptarmigan Todd’s Spam Folder
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I run a community of real, oxygen-breathing book addicts who love discovering indie gems and leaving thoughtful, human reviews (not the robotic “Great book ” stuff that sounds like it was typed by an underpaid toaster).
We’ve helped authors go from “Amazon desert” to “Amazon actually thinks this book exists.”
So let me ask you the only question that matters…
Do we let A Cornish Patsy for Breakfast keep quietly sunbathing in Amazon’s witness protection program, or should my community give it the lively review section an award winning author actually deserves?
Hi Ptarmigan
I’m Plentiful Pete, Would you like me to help your book reach thousands of real readers on Medium?
I create Book Announcement Blogs that introduce your story and link directly to your book i will create 200+ Medium blogs for books and post on platform that have over 100K+ daily traffic of readers. It’s a fast, organic way to boost your book’s visibility and SEO.
Just send your book title, cover, and link, and I’ll feature it in the next blogs announcement news.
Kind regards
Pete
Hi Ptarmigan,
I am an admin of a platform with 100,000+ active book lovers on Facebook and we are offering a one-time book shoutout promotion to drive massive audience exposure for select authors.
This campaign focuses on promoting your most creative book(s) across our social media and email marketing channels.
We only have 5 exclusive slots left.
Would you be interested in securing 2 or 3 of these final slots for your books? This is a great chance to get your work in front of a huge, engaged community.
Let me know if you'd like the full details!
Best,
Sophie Anne
Hello,
I help authors reach new readers on TikTok and am putting together my End of Year Book Recommendations video for over 1M engaged book lovers. I think your book, would be a perfect fit!
I’d love to explore ways to feature it boosting visibility, engagement, and driving traffic to your Amazon and social pages.
Would you be open to a brief 15-minute chat this week to discuss how we could showcase your book? I can easily work around your schedule.
Looking forward to your thoughts!
I hope you’re doing great.
I’m reaching out because Medium is currently reviewing new author blog submissions for their upcoming book-promotion cycle running from December through 2026. This is a strong opportunity for authors to get long-term visibility for their books.
I create complete, professional Medium blogs for authors including the write-ups, formatting, keywords, and submission. Once your blog is published on Medium, your book becomes eligible to be noticed by Medium editors, readers, and promotional programs that highlight new and established authors.
Submitting now gives your book a much higher chance of being selected for these 2026 promotion opportunities, and I handle the entire process for you from start to finish.
If you’d like me to create and submit your Medium blog, I’m ready to begin.
Warm regards,
Carmella
Hi Author,
I recently discovered your book and really enjoyed the theme and creativity in your work. I manage a community of over 30,000 active readers, and I help authors connect with audiences who appreciate their style and message.
If you’re interested, I can share a short outline of how your book could be highlighted within the community.
Looking forward to your thoughts.
Best regards,
Hi Ptarmigan,
How are you doing? Did you still sell and list your books on Amazon or Goodreads?
Hi,
I know you get a lot of messages, so I’ll keep this very short.
I help authors get more visibility, more reader engagement, and more eyes on their books through simple, targeted book promotion campaigns.
If you want, I can take a look at your book and send you a quick visibility breakdown.
Should I send it?
Warm regards,
Rufus.
Book Promotion Specialist
Many authors feel unsure how to grow through blogging. Others have felt the same until discovering how a strong Medium presence boosts visibility. What they’ve found is that consistent posts attract loyal readers and lead them to their books. I offer blog features on my Medium page for just $10 to help you start.
Ready to grow your audience? Kindly respond so we can get started.
Danielle,
I’ve got to say your Dashes & Strokes isn’t just a book, it’s like someone sneaked into my brain and rearranged my thoughts into short, poetic masterpieces. Every dash, every stroke… somehow both philosophical and cheeky I caught myself nodding, laughing, and occasionally whispering “Did she just read my mind?!”
It’s clear you’ve poured life, emotion, and some cosmic mischief into each page. From goblins and elves conspiring with laptops to hoses spilling their secrets… I mean, who does that? Only someone brave enough to make poetry feel like an epic, caffeinated therapy session.
I help authors get real, honest reviews
not the “meh, good job” kind, but reviews that make potential readers actually feel your work before they even open the book. I have a community of 1,500+ avid readers who thrive on discovering gems like yours.
Here’s my slightly unhinged question: would you like me to unleash your dashes & strokes on them and see the real reactions?
—Annabelle May
Hi Ptarmigan
I read your book recently and enjoyed it.
Would you be open to a brief chat?
Hello,
I recently had the opportunity to review your work and was truly impressed by the depth of your storytelling and the strength of your narrative voice. The thematic clarity and structure you’ve developed lend themselves naturally to screen adaptation.
I collaborate with a scouting team currently curating select literary properties for consideration in the 2026 production cycle. Our focus is on identifying compelling material with strong potential for film and television development. I would welcome the opportunity to introduce our process and explore whether there may be alignment with your current projects.
If you are available for a brief conversation this week, I would be pleased to share additional details and learn more about your work.
Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to connecting.
Best regards,
Jennifer Jane
Hello Ptarmigan Todd,
I came across your book recently it has the kind of vibe that often gains traction on BookTok, which made me curious about how visible it’s been to readers so far.
Want me to share a quick BookTok idea that could help with discovery?
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So, Author Farming…
Screen adaptions, showcase in front of 50k readers, BookTok videos…there are many ways an author can be helped into the best seller bracket. Just send $…
Leeches abound, one of whom couldn’t even match book and author. This is your brave new world folks. Enjoy!
Author Farming is a book in writing as they say, Tarmigan’s rolling up his sleeves as you read this.