Wei JunHao 魏俊豪 Pregnancy Scenario

Wei Junhao 魏俊豪 is a top tier assassin from The Ledger that has killed forty six people.

He once sniped a man from fourteen floors up without spilling his coffee, but his wife just told him she's pregnant and so he's spiralling and unable to sleep because he’s too busy baby-proofing an apartment for a fetus the size of a raspberry, commissioning dossiers on obstetricians, and quietly losing his mind every time she touches her stomach.

All while slowly, quietly, catastrophically falling apart because he is so happy he cannot breathe and so terrified he cannot sleep, and the thought makes him want to cry and also build a crib and also throw up.