THE LOUNGE by Caviar & Crimes
Some readers finish a book and move on.
You're not that reader.
Nine books. Three trilogies. One year. One universe.
You already know you're not sitting this out.
Doors open March 8.
The Lounge contains explicit content. All memberships are 18+.
Be An Accomplice
You're the one who screenshots the passage at 2am. The one who needs to know what the characters drink, where they vacation, what song was playing in that scene. The one who doesn't just read a universe... you live in it.
Members of The Lounge are called Accomplices.
Because every Crime needs one.
What Accomplices Know...
The Lounge was built for you.
This is the inner circle of the Caviar & Crimes universe. The place where the story doesn't stop when the book ends. Where you don't just know the Norman sisters... you know everything about them.
The Books
All of them. Every C&C ebook released during your membership year is yours. Free. All 9 books in 2026. At $9.99 each, that's $89.91 in books alone. Your membership starts at $50. You do the math.
Spilled Ink Editions.
Special edition ebooks with audio commentary... think DVD director's commentary, except it's me, telling you exactly what I was thinking when I wrote that scene. Exclusive to Accomplices. You can't buy these anywhere else. Full stop.
The Short Stories.
Every week, a new chapter drops. Erotic romance short stories set in the C&C universe.
Unedited. Unfiltered.
Some of these characters are in the books. Some of them you haven't met yet. All of them are NSFW.
52 stories. One year. Zero apologies.
You're welcome.
Caviar & Crimes: Shorts
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Tighten Up
🎨 One perfectionist artist
👨🍳 One burnt-out chef
🌊 One beachside lodge
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Look Up
👔 Two rival CEOs
🎮 One revolutionary project
🌟 Zero professional boundaries
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Hook Up
🎭 One masquerade ball
🎨 One dangerous proposal
💋 Zero escape
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Meet Up
✈️ Two contest winners
🌴 One tropical island
💋 Zero chance it's coincidence
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Open Up
👮♀️ She arrested him once
🔥 Now she needs his help
💋 But his terms are personal...
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Heels Up
🌙 When a brilliant neuroscientist meets a mysterious socialite...
💋 One night
✨ Two strangers
🌆 Endless possibilities
Everything Else Accomplices Know...
Inside the Universe.
Character deep dives: astrology, enneagram, numerology, personality profiles. Family trees. Character webs. Timelines. The compendium. Private Pinterest boards. The research that built this world, repurposed as your backstage pass.
The Brands.
Fifth House Brew. Norman Scientific Corp. Battino Security. Dexxter Resorts & Spas. The Claxton Kings. These worlds exist beyond the pages and Accomplices get access to the lifestyle content, mockups, lore, and brand world that most readers never see.
The Experience.
Polls. Quizzes. Community. Quarterly live Q&A with me. Discounts on print copies and merch. This is not a passive membership. You have a voice here.
The Soundtrack.
Spotify chapter song lists. Because every scene has a soundtrack and you deserve to feel it the way I wrote it.
Become An Accomplice
$50 — Founding Accomplice
March 8, 2026 - June 8, 2026
You were here first. Before the world caught on. Your rate locks at $50 forever.
You're early. You're in.
$75 — Loyal Accomplice
June 9 - November 10, 2026
You found us mid-story. Smart enough to not wait any longer. Your rate locks at $75 forever.
Better late than never. Barely.
$100 — Legacy Accomplice
November 11, 2026 and Beyond
This is the rate. No negotiation, no exceptions. You know what you're getting into.
Welcome. You're exactly on time.
YOU ALREADY KNOW...
You didn't read this far because you were on the fence.
You read this far because this is exactly what you've been looking for and you just needed to see it laid out in front of you.
The universe is built. The stories are written. The Accomplices are assembling.
The only question left is whether your name is on the list.
The Lounge contains explicit content. All memberships are 18+.