Nursery Crimes™
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“Happily ever after comes with late fees.” Nostalgia curdled into dark adulthood comedy.
Nursery Crimes™ is a humor book and poetic anthology of 35 rewritten nursery rhymes for adulthood, broken down by decade of life, from "Mary Had a Loan" to "Wedding Season Bankruptcy." It lampoons debt, burnout, parenting, and midlife absurdities, offering therapy-adjacent laughter through a universally nostalgic format. This book is a highly viral humor anthology, tapping deep, cross-generational nostalgia for fairy tales and lampooning modern burnout. It is an excellent format for gifting and easily shareable content.
