Application to Be My Best Friend’s Boyfriend or Boy Toy

She may overlook a red flag—but unfortunately for you, her best friend has excellent vision.

The Application to Be My Best Friend’s Boyfriend or Boy Toy is a five-page screening packet for anyone attempting to date one of your favorite humans.

Applicants will be investigated for:

• Relationship intentions

• Employment, transportation, and adulting abilities

• Exes and active romantic investigations

• Communication and emotional equipment

• Loyalty, jealousy, and boundaries

• Respect for the existing best-friend ecosystem

• Suspicious social-media behavior

• Red-Flag Bingo: Man Edition

• References, emergency contacts, and the final vibe check

The applicant must understand that the friendship predates him, comes with a group chat, and cannot be removed from the relationship package. Screenshots may be reviewed by a hostile committee.

Perfect for:

• Best friends screening a new boyfriend

• Girls’ nights

• Bachelorette parties

• Funny relationship gifts

• Friends welcoming someone new into the group

• Anyone tired of hearing that every ex was “crazy”

You’ll receive one five-page printable PDF instantly after purchase.

This is a humorous novelty application and not a real contract or professional background check. Real relationships should always include respect, communication, safety, privacy, and healthy boundaries.

Digital product only. No physical item will be mailed.