Official Application to Ignore Everyone’s Advice 🚩

Everybody told you not to do it. You’re doing it anyway. Fantastic. 🚩😂

The Official Application to Ignore Everyone’s Advice is for anyone preparing to financially attach themselves to a friend, partner, boyfriend or girlfriend’s friend, or some allegedly trustworthy human while everyone around them is screaming “PLEASE THINK ABOUT THIS.”

This 7-page printable application forces the applicant to explain the questionable decision, examine who they’re buying or co-buying with, confront the money situation, think through what happens when friendship goes sideways, and finally have a conversation with Future Them.

Inside: financial reality checks, the boyfriend/girlfriend’s friend test, “but they’re my friend!” interrogation, worst-case scenarios, friendship fallout, the “trust me” paperwork department, Future You questions, and an Official Acknowledgment of Stubbornness.

Perfect as a funny gift for friends, siblings, adult kids, couples, or that one person who has already ignored your advice seventeen damn times.

DIGITAL DOWNLOAD: Printable PDF. No physical product will be shipped.

For entertainment purposes only. This is not financial or legal advice and isn’t a substitute for professional guidance on a real purchase or agreement.

Funny Floppin’ Forms

We can’t stop you from making questionable decisions. We can, however, make you fill out paperwork first. 🚩📋