So You’re a Musician? Official Adult Application

Keeping rhythm and knowing what to do with your hands deserve a proper audition. 🎸🎤😏

This hilarious three-page adult printable application investigates musical talent, equipment, rhythm, volume control, backstage behavior, relationship status, performance length, encore abilities, and whether the applicant can actually find the right beat.

Perfect for singers, guitarists, drummers, keyboardists, band members, musician spouses, secret backstage crushes, and professional shower performers.

Your purchase includes:

• Three-page printable PDF

• Standard 8.5 × 11-inch US Letter format

• Talent and equipment inspection

• Rhythm and performance assessment

• Backstage-behavior review

• Private-performance questions

• Encore-eligibility evaluation

• Final audition results

• Instant digital download

The rhythm is right, the chemistry is loud, and this musician may have officially earned a private performance.

Bring the instrument, use those talented hands, and do not finish before the encore. 🎶

This adults-only form is intended as a humorous novelty gift. Boundaries stay louder than the music.

This is a digital product; nothing will be mailed. For personal use only. The file may not be resold, shared, copied, or redistributed.