Do You Work or Hardly Work? — Funny Coworker Application Printable PDF
YOU’VE BEEN HOLDING THE SAME CLIPBOARD FOR 45 MINUTES. NOTHING HAS BEEN WRITTEN ON IT. 😂📋
This three-page printable application investigates what you actually do around here—from suddenly looking busy when the boss appears to disappearing the second someone needs help.
“I was just about to do that” has protected enough careers. It’s time for some paperwork. 🤣
INSIDE YOU’LL FIND:
• Your actual-work percentage assessment
• The boss-walking-by productivity test
• The Hardly-Worker Investigation
• Coworker assistance and disappearing-act questions
• A full page appreciating the people carrying the workplace
• Your official workplace verdict
Hard workers get their flowers, too—with a reminder that being dependable doesn’t mean everyone gets to dump their work on you.
You are a person, not the workplace emotional-support forklift.
A funny gag gift for work besties, coworkers, and anyone fluent in looking extremely busy.
WHAT YOU RECEIVE:
One 3-page printable PDF. Download after purchase, print at home, and complete by hand.
Digital product only—no physical item will be shipped. Contains adult language. For humor and entertainment, not an actual employee evaluation.
50% of profits go to charity. Sass with a purpose. 🫶🏻