Future Sweetheart Interview Application

Now hiring: one emotionally qualified candidate. Benefits negotiable.

The Future Sweetheart Application is a three-page, funny-but-useful dating interview for screening potential partners before they receive access to your heart, snacks, thermostat, or good blanket.

INSIDE THE APPLICATION:

• Page 1: Relationship intentions, personal interests, employment, productivity, transportation, housing, and basic sweetheart qualifications

• Page 2: Children, animals, kindness, communication, conflict resolution, relationship non-negotiables, and a practical disaster scenario

• Page 3: Rapid-fire compatibility questions, references, the 90-day vibe-check agreement, final notes, and official hiring status

Applicants must explain what they are actually looking for, how they behave during conflict, and who they become when the order is wrong, the car will not start, it is raining, and their phone is at 2%.

Perfect for first dates, dating-profile conversations, singles parties, Valentine’s Day, bridal showers, or anyone tired of discovering the job requirements six months into the relationship.

DIGITAL PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Three-page printable PDF

• US Letter size: 8.5 × 11 inches

• Instant digital download

• Print at home or through a local print shop

• Personal use only

• No physical item will be mailed

Submitting this application does not guarantee a date, snacks, employment, benefits, or access to the good blanket.