Soutie and the Big Crocodile: The novel
When PW Botha AKA The Big Crocodile enlisted young foreigners in South Africa’s armed forces he was expecting the heroic descendants of Vasco Da Gama, Winston Churchill and Field Marshall Rommel.
Instead, he got Sapper Soutpiel an asthmatic, short-sighted, brandy-swilling punk rocker who thought Apartheid was a bit silly.
Follow Soutie as he learns how to steal socks, forge signatures, dropkick helmets and bite his bed linen.
Can his testicles survive the freezing Free State, will he ever get a stripe and will The Big Crocodile let him stay at his holiday home for the night.
Welcome to the crazy world of Sergeant Snor, Corporal Baby Face, Major Rabid and the mysterious Anneline (PO Box 12 Sun City)
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Not recommended for angry PF’s with a heart condition.