Witch’s Hat

If the current political climate has taught us anything, it’s that a woman who speaks her mind, claims her space, and refuses to sit quietly in her power will inevitably be labeled a "witch."

Fine. Hand us the broomstick.

Introducing the Witch’s Hat pattern—stitched here in a glorious blend of purple and orange, though you can use whatever sinister color palette speaks to your dark, unbothered soul.

From across the room, it looks like a fun, classic Halloween decor piece. But when the local neighborhood bigots, nosy relatives, or reactionary HOA board members step in for a closer look to see what kind of "wickedness" you're up to?

Surprise.

Woven directly into that pointed hat are your favorite micro-embroidered spells: "fuck", "FDT", and "8647". They thought they were dealing with a simple fairytale villain, but up close, they get to meet a real, living, breathing radical who is completely out of patience.

Ways to Manifest Your Craft:

• Stitch it onto a trick-or-treat tote bag or a winter beanie using waste canvas.
• Frame it in a dark wooden hoop to keep on display near your front door all year round.
• Turn it into a bookmark for your favorite grimoire—or your favorite banned history book.
• Mount it on a pin or magnet so you can carry a little quiet hexing wherever you go.

Pay-What-You-Want & Hex the Establishment This digital pattern is available on a pay-what-you-want scale. Toss in whatever your budget allows, and rest easy knowing that 50% of all proceeds are donated straight to "terrifyingly radical" organizations like Democracy Docket and Planned Parenthood.

Because if advocating for bodily autonomy, civil rights, and public education makes us a coven of wild-eyed lunatics... well, we might as well wear the hat.

Grab your needles, pick your potion colors, and start stabbing.