Be Leaf : A guide to I Know-Nothing-Meant

I know nothing... ah..ha..ha...
I always imagine a floating guru when I hear this saying.
It isn't until recently that I really understood it.

I know no-thing...
What is the "thing"? 
Identification.
All I know is that I know nothing and it's meant.

Here is a short, slightly satirical guide to awakening provided by a wandering, mystic yogi.