PROPERTY & IT DEPARTMENT BUNDLE

Have you tried turning the entire pub off and on again?

Welcome to Property & IT, where a broken hand dryer requires a regional escalation, forgotten passwords constitute a major incident, and the official business continuity plan involves finding someone who knows where the fuse box is.

Nothing gets fixed quickly. But everything gets logged.

WHAT YOU GET — 3 GLORIOUSLY UNNECESSARY SOPs

• SOP 13: Equipment Breakdown & Maintenance Escalation
• SOP 45: IT Helpdesk & Password Reset Escalation
• SOP 24: Operational Emergency & Business Continuity Planning

SUGGESTED MISUSE

Tape the equipment breakdown procedure to a permanently broken appliance. Leave the password reset SOP beside the office computer. Or introduce the emergency procedure at a management meeting because the printer has run out of paper.

For maximum effect, insist that every incident requires photographic evidence and a follow-up meeting.

GET THE BUNDLE

Three procedures for £1.99. Absolutely no technical assistance included.

Your equipment may still be broken, but at least the paperwork will be magnificent.

THINKING BIGGER?

Why stop at one department when you can bring an entire organisation to its knees? Get all 50 Head Office SOPs across all 12 departments for just £19.99 in the Complete Collection.

Maximum bureaucracy. Minimum common sense.