Please Hug Me--I'm an Office Monkey: The Only Guide You'll Ever Need to Survive Life in a Cubicle

For anyone who makes a living working in an office, this is certain to become your new bible. Experience a roller coaster ride of how to survive the in’s and out’s of today’s modern office… from tips on landing an interview, to going on extended vacation without your boss knowing, to dealing with chronic office offenders, we’ve got the cure for any case of The Monday Blues. Learn how to:

• Convert the handicapped stall into a cozy studio apartment
• Claim your rightful Jewish holidays
• Go home early with the creative use of tree sap
• Deal with the Hallway Blocker, Cubicle Leaner, and other chronic office offenders
• Avoid layoffs by adopting African babies
• Never again do an ounce of real work

Follow all of the hilarious advice in this book and watch your workdays fly by!