Application to Have Your Name on My Shit — Funny Printable

Love is cute. Joint financial liability is less adorable. 😂📝

Before somebody puts their name on your stuff, let’s discuss what they’re actually bringing—because “emotional support” is not a down payment, and audacity does not accrue interest.

The Application to Have Your Name on My Shit delivers four pages of Funny Floppin’ Forms sass about contributions, shared responsibilities, receipts, and expensive plot twists.

INSIDE:

• 30 questions and checklist items.

• Funny checkboxes and space for written answers.

• The “Show Me the Receipts” contribution breakdown.

• Questions about repairs, disappearing acts, and sharing responsibility.

• Reality-check reminders about paperwork, keeping records, and planning ahead.

• Large, readable text with pink accents.

For the person who wants half but suddenly gets quiet when you mention half the bills. 👀😂

WHAT YOU GET

One four-page PDF digital download. Print at home and fill out by hand.

Digital product only—no physical item will be shipped. Contains adult language. This humorous application is not a contract and does not establish ownership or replace legal or financial advice.

50% of profits go to charity. Sass with a purpose. 🫶🏻