Official Application to Be a Customer Here

Think business hours are merely suggestions? Believe an expired coupon is legally binding? Regularly announce, “I’m never shopping here again,” before returning next week? Your shopping privileges are officially under review. 🛒😂

This hilarious six-page printable application investigates customer behavior, closing-time crimes, coupon expectations, return-policy adventures, manager requests, phone usage, checkout-line etiquette, and whether the applicant can treat employees like actual human beings.

Perfect for retail workers, restaurant employees, small-business owners, customer-service teams, and anyone who has ever worked with the public.

Your purchase includes:

• Six-page printable PDF

• Standard 8.5 × 11-inch US Letter format

• Customer-behavior background check

• Coupon and return-policy investigation

• Checkout and closing-time questions

• Employee-respect agreement

• Official shopping-privilege ruling

• Instant digital download

This is a digital product. Nothing will be mailed. For personal use only. The file may not be resold, shared, copied, or redistributed.