The Logic. Or Lack Thereof™

“Bureaucracy as Theater.” Systems collapse through compliance artifacts.

The Logic. Or Lack Thereof™ is a compliance artifact from the Office of Situational Coherence™, a survival guide for navigating contradictions, contradictions of contradictions, and the Theater of Safety. From the Bureaucratic Rituals (Form to Request the Form, DMV Time Paradox) to The Language Labyrinth™ (“Per my last email…” decoded), it’s satire disguised as governance. Expansion: audiobook staged as HR training, live readings at bureaucratic conferences, and companion PDFs that expire mid-read. Tone: Kafka for the Slack era.