Free Excerpt – Welts on Your Butt a Calf Could Suck

Curious what’s inside the book?

This free preview includes three complete stories from Welts on Your Butt a Calf Could Suck — a collection of small-town memories, farm-born lessons, and the kind of moments that leave a mark (sometimes literally).

In these pages, you’ll find:

• A hog lot, a warning, and one unforgettable line
• A sunrise that lingers in more than just the sky
• The quiet thrill of a buzzer and a high school radio showdown

Whether you grew up on a gravel road or just love a well-told story, this sample offers a glimpse into the humor, heart, and heritage that shaped the full book.

No signup. No catch. Just a few good stories to sit with.