PRODUCTIVITY DEPARTMENT BUNDLE

Do more. Do it faster. With fewer people. And absolutely no idea how.

Welcome to Productivity, where the rota has been written by someone who doesn't work weekends, annual leave is a personal betrayal, and every absence must be covered by the one remaining employee who hasn't already handed in their notice.

If you're not achieving the impossible, perhaps you need another action plan.

WHAT YOU GET — 5 GLORIOUSLY UNNECESSARY SOPs

• SOP 1: Managing Employee Sickness & Absence
• SOP 6: Labour Scheduling & Rota Approval
• SOP 30: Emergency Management Cover & Escalation
• SOP 28: Action Plan Management & Completion
• SOP 4: Annual Leave Request & Approval

SUGGESTED MISUSE

Pin the rota procedure beside a schedule containing six shifts and three employees. Leave the annual leave SOP on the desk of someone who hasn't had a holiday since 2018. Or distribute the action plan procedure at a meeting specifically arranged to discuss why nobody has completed their action plans.

Perfect for managers, supervisors and anyone who's ever been told to "just make it work."

GET THE BUNDLE

Five procedures for £3.99.

Purchase immediately. Ideally while completing three other tasks and covering somebody else's shift.

THINKING BIGGER?

Why stop at one department when you can bring an entire organisation to its knees? Get all 50 Head Office SOPs across all 12 departments for just £19.99 in the Complete Collection.

Maximum bureaucracy. Minimum common sense.