MARKETING DEPARTMENT BUNDLE

Making a Tuesday lunchtime look like Glastonbury.

Welcome to Marketing, where a photograph of some chips requires three approvals, an influencer with 47 followers is treated like royalty, and posting a picture of a pint without written authorisation could bring down the entire company.

This essential collection of corporate nonsense will help your Marketing Department achieve absolutely nothing, but with significantly better branding.

WHAT YOU GET — 3 GLORIOUSLY UNNECESSARY SOPs

• SOP 22: Social Media Content Approval & Brand Protection
• SOP 27: Corporate Photography & Evidence Submission
• SOP 40: VIP Guest & Influencer Visit Management

SUGGESTED MISUSE

Print one and pin it above the social media manager's desk. Bring the influencer procedure to your next team briefing and announce that someone with 83 Instagram followers is visiting. Or leave the photography SOP beside the office printer with a note saying, "URGENT — ALL STAFF MUST COMPLY."

GET THE BUNDLE

Three ridiculous procedures. One beautifully unnecessary purchase. All yours for £1.99.

Because if you're going to make a complete spectacle of yourself, you might as well follow the correct brand guidelines.

THINKING BIGGER?

Why stop at one department when you can bring an entire organisation to its knees? Get all 50 Head Office SOPs across all 12 departments for just £19.99 in the Complete Collection.

Maximum bureaucracy. Minimum common sense.