Roommate Compatibility Application

Because “we’ll figure it out” is not a lease, budget, bathroom schedule, or cleaning plan.

The Roommate Compatibility Application is a five-page, darkly funny screening form for discovering someone’s financial habits, household routines, boundaries, and potential documentary-worthy behavior before sharing an address.

INSIDE THE APPLICATION:

• Page 1: Rent, utilities, move-in dates, payment reliability, previous landlord disputes, length of stay, and references

• Page 2: Work and sleep schedules, quiet hours, curfews, television volume, alarms, shower times, bathroom negotiations, and late-night activities

• Page 3: Dishes, cleaning habits, groceries, food allergies, dietary or religious restrictions, smoking, shared expenses, and thermostat custody

• Page 4: Guests, partners, pets, borrowing rules, locked doors, spare keys, accessibility needs, conflict resolution, and the Great Trash Dispute

• Page 5: Rapid-fire household questions, roommate references, final review, signatures, and the aggressively detailed Sheldon Cooper-style Roommate Agreement

Perfect for screening roommates, college students, friends moving in together, adult children returning home, or anyone who wants to discuss the thermostat before the friendship requires an autopsy.

DIGITAL PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Five-page printable PDF

• US Letter size: 8.5 × 11 inches

• Instant digital download

• Print at home or through a local print shop

• Personal use only

• No physical item will be mailed

This novelty application is not a lease, credit check, legal housing agreement, or substitute for lawful and consistent tenant screening.