So You Install Flooring? – Funny Adult Application

Anybody offering to get on their knees and lay wood should provide references first. 🔨😏

This hilariously flirty 3-page application examines a flooring installer’s tools, board length, knee-pad preparedness, tongue-and-groove technique, measuring skills, tight seams, stamina, boundaries, and ability to deliver a smooth, satisfying finish.

Perfect for flirting, date nights, gag gifts, flooring installers, or anyone claiming they know exactly how to handle hardwood.

This is a printable digital PDF. No physical item will be shipped.

Adults only. For entertainment purposes only.