So You Want to Be My Doctor? — Funny Physician Interview Printable

Your doctor has reviewed your medical history. Now it’s time to review theirs.

So You Want to Be My Doctor? is a six-page, funny-serious physician interview application for patients who value listening, clear explanations, respectful communication, and phone calls that are returned before everyone has aged visibly.

Doctors will be interviewed about:

• Listening and communication

• Medication concerns and side effects

• Mental-health care and patient respect

• Test results and referrals

• Office response times

• Safety and follow-up plans

• The doctor’s discount on “the good stuff”

• The emotional cost of wearing a paper gown that opens in the back

The final applicant must complete the Plain-Language Medical Challenge without using unexplained jargon, blaming everything on stress, or using the doorknob as a visual countdown device.

Perfect for:

• Patients with a sense of humor

• Nurses and medical-office staff

• Doctor appreciation gifts

• Healthcare students

• Chronic-illness care packages

• Anyone who has rehearsed their symptoms before an appointment

You’ll receive one six-page printable PDF instantly after purchase.

This application is humorous. Wanting clear, respectful, and responsive medical care is not.

And to the doctors who genuinely listen, care, explain, follow through, and keep showing up for us needy assholes—we love and appreciate everything you do.

You’re hired. Please never retire.

This novelty product is not medical advice, medical documentation, or a substitute for professional healthcare.

Digital product only. No physical item will be mailed.