Probable Claus™

This Year, He Has To Steal Christmas In Order To Save It.

Santa and Silicon Valley Tech CEO's have a lot in common.

• They have to have the latest "stuff" every year.
• They both have legions of adoring fans around the world
• Operating under extreme pressure and tight deadlines is a prerequisite
• And most importantly - they are hard-core "metrics" and "data" people.

As the CEO of North Pole Enterprises, Nick spent a century trading magic for metrics, obsessing over "Joy-Per-Hour" (JPH) and turning the workshop into a soulless, optimized machine . But when his obsession with efficiency causes a catastrophic factory explosion and a mass elf walkout just 72 hours before the big night, Nick faces the ultimate nightmare: Zero inventory. Zero labor. Zero magic. .

THE ANTAGONISTS: While Nick battles his own disaster, Sonny Yu, the billionaire tech-bro founder of Click-Mas™, is ready to pounce. With an army of autonomous drones and a predictive AI that knows what you want before you do, Sonny plans to monopolize the holiday vertical and make Santa obsolete.

But the threat isn't just corporate. At NORAD, Colonel Ann DeLuca is watching. She’s spent thirty years hunting for the "Winter Ghost" who failed her as a child. Now, with Santa's flight path broken and his behavior erratic, she has officially classified him as a "Broken Arrow" event—a loose military asset that must be neutralized .

THE HEIST: Desperate, bankrupt of spirit, and hunted by the US Space Force, Nick has to do the one thing a Saint is never supposed to do: Go rogue..

He cracks open the forbidden "Permanently Naughty List" to recruit a black-ops crew of the Arctic’s most dangerous outcasts:

• SOCKET: An anarchist tech-hacker elf banned for trying to install nitrous oxide on a sleigh.
• TINSEL: A gift-wrap specialist serving a life sentence for grand larceny and high-stakes misdirection.
• BLAZE: A psychotic, speed-obsessed reindeer grounded for breaking the sound barrier over a residential zone.
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Together, they must pull off the ultimate analog heist in a digital world. Their mission? Infiltrate Sonny’s high-tech fortress, steal the inventory, evade DeLuca's tactical teams, and remind the world that some promises can’t be automated.

THE BOTTOM LINE: From a high-tech fortress in California to a gritty relay station in Virginia, Probable Claus is a razor-sharp, laugh-out-loud adventure about redemption, rebellion, and why the best gifts don't come with a receipt.

Perfect for fans of Christopher Moore, Carl Hiaasen, and Terry Pratchett.

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Written by Tim Burt.

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