Golden Girls Cheesecake Conspiracy at The Battery Cafe

🌻 Picture It… St. John’s, 2026: The Cheesecake Conspiracy

A Golden Girls–inspired mystery night for those who deserve laughter, drama, snacks, and chaos.

🗓️ Date: March 12th, 2026 / 7pm-9pm

📍 Location: Battery Cafe, 1 Duckworth Street, St. John’s, Newfoundland

🌟 Event Description: Picture it… St. John’s, March, 2026. The Golden Girls have embarked on a journey to Newfoundland to discover why cod tongues and cheeks are considered a delicacy, and well Blanche, she came to discover Fisherman. The fog rolls in (as it usually does), a kettle whistles, and an entire room of women gasps dramatically because— the cheesecake is missing. That’s right. In true Miami fashion, The Golden Girls have brought their legendary late-night dessert traditions to Newfoundland… and someone has committed the ultimate betrayal:

A cheesecake is missing! And no, it wasn’t Blanche this time. (Probably.)

Your mission? Join Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia for a hilarious, interactive night full of friendship, suspicious looks, dramatic accusations, and clues hidden in places only Sophia would think to put them. It’s part comedy, part mystery, part chaos, and 100% golden. Expect outrageous theories (A cousin in St. Olaf?) dramatic monologues, and at least one woman blaming the fog for the missing cheesecake.

🎟️ Ticket Price

• $45 / person
• Limited tickets available, purchase early!

✨ What Your Ticket Includes:

🍰 Cheesecake Bar:

• Dorothy’s Deep Dark Chocolate
• Blanche’s Southern Bourbon Peach
• Rose’s St. Olaf Strawberry Surprise
• Sophia’s Classic New York

🔎 Interactive Mystery Game: You’ll work to solve The Cheesecake Conspiracy using:

• Clue cards
• Secret envelopes
• Character notes
• Suspicious behaviour from certain cast members 👀

🎁 Take-Home Goodies

• “Cheesecake Conspiracy Detective” Certificate
• Golden Girls Sticker

✨ How to Register

• After completing the registration on this page, please e-transfer payment to: steph@elevateher.ca
• Please note: Only one person / ticket. If you are registering a party of 2 or more, you must register each individually, however payment can be sent as a lumpsum.

🌊 Picture It…

One room.

Wonderful people.

A missing cheesecake.

Unlimited accusations.

Welcome to The Cheesecake Conspiracy — St. John’s most dramatic dessert scandal.

**NOTE: Other snacks and refreshments are available for purchase at the Cafe.