Humans Under Acceleration™

“Life is buffering.” Comedy engine for a culture on fast-forward.

Humans Under Acceleration™ is a speculative exploration and future-study manifesto tracing how the invisible architecture of acceleration is altering metabolism, memory, attention, and intimacy. This book is equal parts critique and toolkit, helping readers recognize acceleration as the invisible architecture shaping modern life while offering rituals and counter-practices for slowing down. This meme-ready cultural manifesto is a satirical guide on the effects of acceleration culture ("Life is buffering"). Leveraging comedy and archetype remixing, it scales easily into multi-format comedic responses to digital overwhelm.