End Times. Or Times As We Know It?™

The end of the world is downgraded from divine spectacle to slow, stupid paperwork errors in the operating system of Earth. A multi-platform docu-comedy and field manual reframes “apocalypse” as a systemic maintenance failure, converting ecological, political, and technological crises into a readable playbook for remaining human inside collapse.

End Times. Or Times As We Know It?™ contextualizes contemporary dread by mapping six mundane “signs” — feral parrots, hyper-rational chimps, conservation rebounds, rats, melting villages, and lunar reactors — into a single coherent collapse cosmology. It dismantles both doom-porn and cheap optimism, compresses them into a darkly comic diagnostic that audiences can operationalize as daily behavior, institutional critique, and policy imagination. Designed as a synchronized book + docu-series + essay engine, it harnesses satire, reportage, and philosophy into a scalable franchise that can continuously absorb and codify new ‘signs’ as the era mutates.